Dear Lester,

I know you had a long day at work and just picked up the kids at day care, so I fixed dinner.

I've been having an affair with Maury Povich. It's been going on for some time. We meet each day at 3:00 and test his friends for DNA matches. It's very exciting, really. A lot more exciting than you.

Anyway....dinner's in the oven. Spam Casserole. I couldn't find anything good, so I just threw some canned crap together out of the pantry and baked it.

Enjoy. I'm going to bed.

--Velma

SPAM CASSEROLE (from the Centennial Cookbook, Purdy, MO)

Cook 1 pkg. Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, using 3/4 c. milk instead of 1/4 c. Add 1 can peas, drained, and 1 can cream of celery soup. Top with 1 can Spam, diced.

Bake.