Saturday, August 7, 2010

Scripture Cake

What's the point of this recipe? I think it was invented by some crazy old fundamentalist grandmother to get her grandkids to practice their bible drill. Recipes like this don't bring me closer to God. Instead, they make me wonder how old-time churches ever drew in new converts. Besides being annoying, this recipe makes a dry, blocky "cake" made up mostly of dried fruits and nuts. (Oh...and a "pinch of Leviticus". That's about all the Leviticus I can handle.) Like a fruitcake, but without the charm. Anyway, it'll help you learn your Old Testament.

1 c. Judges 5:25, last clause
4 1/2 c. I Kings 4:22
2 c. Jeremiah 6:20
2 c. Numbers 17:18
2 c. Nahum 3:12
2 c. I Samuel 30:12
2 T. I Samuel 14:13
6 Jeremiah 17:11
1 pinch Leviticus 2:13
1/2 c. Judges 4:19, last clause
2 T. Amos 4:19

Season to taste with II Chronicles 9:9. Mix and blend as you would a fruitcake and bake.

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